-horrocrux:

The blue cloak of night 

tacoface:

MORIARTY MIX - WHEN YOU’RE EVIL, requested by godofidea 

LISTEN ON 8TRACKS | DOWNLOAD (right-click > save. it’s from my dropbox folder)

Sorry it took so long to get this up! I was actually done with choosing the songs a couple weeks ago…

1. Crime - Temposhark

I want real gold in my hand - I want real gold in my hand
I have your soul in my hand - I want real gold in my hand

Give me endless crime
Be a criminal mastermind
Think up wicked lies
Undercover mission high

2. Sinister Kid - The Black Keys

A sinister kid is a kid who 
Runs to meet his Maker 
A drop dead sprint from the day he’s born 
Straight into his Maker’s arms 
And that’s me, that’s me 
The boy with the broken halo 
That’s me, that’s me 
The devil won’t let me be

I got a tortured mind 
And my blade is sharp 
A bad combination 
In the dark

If I kill a man 
In the first degree 
Baby would you 
Flee with me?

3. Killer - The Hoosiers

It’s alright to scream 
I’m screaming too, 
Why’d you think I do these things I do? 
For shadows haunted me like ghosts, 
So I became what I feared the most 

I conduct fear like electricity 
A man made monstrosity 

Don’t turn out the lights 
Kiss yourself goodnight cause there’s a killer 
And he’s coming after you 
Kiss yourself goodnight, tonight 
Cause there’s a killer and he’s coming after you 

4. Fresh Blood - Eels

Whatever trepidation you may feel
In your heart, you know it’s not real
In a moment of clarity
Summon an act of charity

You gotta pull me out of this mud
Sweet baby, I need fresh blood

5. The Ruler and the Killer - Kid Cudi

When I talk you should listen
All of you belong to me
Come on, we should get it going
Now what I want is specific
Respect what I have done for thee
The ruler and the killer baby

6. Sex and Violence - Scissor Sisters

Oh, I need a witness to see the mess I’ve made
There’s a broken lampshade, ashtrays, burnt floors, beds unmade
Eyes sleeping if you are dream, dream of what I’m doing
To you, undo you, I’m through with you until I need a round of
Everytime I spend myself it never runs too low, woah
I can’t escape my need for

Sex and violence
Never meant you see them hand in hand
One is with the other
The softest touches, deeper than the ocean
Give it to me faster, feel it, feel it

7. Black Dirt - Sea Wolf

Here on the ground I lie
I cannot hear a sound as I die
It may be true that I lied
Broke a promise that I tried
But my heart no longer beats

And when you kill you’ll only leave
Black dirt under your feet

8. When You’re Evil - Voltaire

While there’s children to make sad 
While there’s candy to be had 
While there’s pockets left to pick 
While there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs 
I’ll be there, I’ll be waiting ‘round the corner 
It’s a game. I’m glad I’m in it 
‘Cause there’s one born every minute 
And it’s so easy when you’re evil 
This is the life, you see 
The Devil tips his hat to me 
I do it all because I’m evil 
And I do it all for free 
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need 

I just happen to already love half of these songs, how lovely

cheerupmistermars:

Bad Guys: The GQ Villains by Nadav Kander

Excuse me but sexiest gifset ever

theshopislocal:

gfgj

whaoanon:

fraymotif:

you came to the wrong side of town fucker

droog….

vandergrafvanny:

richasapo:

2013: Hotel Van Weasel opens to the public. Reactions are mixed

A+ HOTEL WOULD STAY THERE AGAIN

I’m booking my honeymoon there

“When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.”